corporate slogan generator

So you've just moved up to the head of marketing in your company and been tasked with finding a new and catchy corporate slogan. Obviously, getting that slogan right depends on the company living or dying. But with everyone's livelihoods on the line, why risk messing it up when you just can use the power of modern newfangled computing machines? Simply use the Corporate Slogan Generator below, and before you know it, you'll be golfing in Barbados with stock options out the ass.*

*Results not guaranteed.

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