So you're looking to post on Hacker News, which as we all know is the best site for computer geek news, surpassing even Slashdot and Reddit. Problem is, you can't come up with any good things that are really elite or impressive enough to post about. Well not to fear: this headline generator is here to help out. Simply use this tool to create a fake headline, and before you know it, you'll be the envy of the online computer-geek/web-startup/obscure-programming-language-using crowd!*
*Results not guaranteed.
Here's your randomly generated headline: